| Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. |
Frank Zappa, |
Packard Goose |
| Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz. |
Frank Zappa, |
Packard Goose |
| You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. |
Frank Zappa, |
You Are What You Is |
| Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. |
Frank Zappa, |
Yo' Mama |
| She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato. |
Frank Zappa, |
San Ber'dino |
| This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb. |
Frank Zappa, |
Wind Up Working In The Gas Station |
| You're a double dork butt rash. |
Frank Zappa, |
Luigi And The Wise Guys |
| You're baloney without the mayo. |
Frank Zappa, |
The Untouchables |
| He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye. |
Frank Zappa, |
Nanook Rubs It |
| While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'. |
Frank Zappa, |
Flakes |
| Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole? |
Frank Zappa, |
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes |
| Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too. |
Frank Zappa, |
No No No |
| I wanna take off your training bra. |
Frank Zappa, |
Magdalena |
| She's a teenage baby and she turns me on, I'd like to do the nasty on the White House lawn. |
Frank Zappa, |
Brown Shoes Don't Make It |
| He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin. |
Frank Zappa, |
Trouble Everyday |
| I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you. |
Frank Zappa, |
I'm The Slime |
| Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty. |
Frank Zappa, |
Brown Shoes Don't Make It |
| Studied law, but not qualified to practice it. |
Frank Zappa, |
Jesus Thinks Your A Jerk |
| On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low. |
Frank Zappa, |
Planet Of Baritone Women |
| With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow. |
Frank Zappa, |
Catholic Girls |
| Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. |
Frank Zappa, |
Cocaine Decisions |
| Tighten my headband for an extra rush. |
Frank Zappa, |
Teenage Wind |
| Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat? |
Frank Zappa, |
Elvis Has Left The Building |
| King of kings, that must be Elvis. |
Frank Zappa, |
A Few Moments With Brother A. Wes |
| The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear. |
Frank Zappa, |
Titties And Beer |